Wine? Yes please.

This weekend was the much anticipated "Wine in the Woods" annual event. Buy a wristband, and enjoy free wine tasting for the day. No limit except for your personal tolerance and bladder capacity. They also had some really good food; I myself managed to power stuff two crab cake sandwiches into my gullet in record time because I didn't want to waste too much time away from the free samples. On my way home, I was accosted by a drunken junk mail vendor, a slightly taller but equally belligerent denture model, and a wood elf.

I'm Riiich Beeyatch!!!!!

Well I knew fortune smiles on the super awesome. After years of wondering when my ship was going to come in, today is the day. I received not one, not two, not three, but FIVE emails of people that want to give me large sums of money. The following is a list of my super-supporters:

$800,000 - Alexandre Bruce - Account Officer, Cotonou, Benin Republic (where in the world?)
Cutting me in on a deal he has been waiting for for quite awhile. I am just glad he decided to share the wealth with me. That was nice of him.

$800,000 - Dr.Paul Ugbagu - Cotonou, Benin Republic
I wonder if he knows Mr. Bruce. either way, I will have to send them both a Christmas card for their random generosity.

$1,500 - Mr Ferdinand Peter - Saudi Arabia
More like Mr. Cheap Ass. Don't you know what kind of wad I am slinging today. Well, this batch will give me something to wipe with.

$7.2M - Barrister Poku Ella - Cotonou, Benin Republic
Booyah! I was randomly selected as next of kin since Poku couldn't track down the actual next of kin. Obviously I will not be using these lazy ass lawyer services. Guess which republic in West Africa this white boy is about to buy? Bonus if you said Cotonou which means 'the mouth of the river of death' in the Fon language. On second thought, maybe I will just buy an arena football team.

$1,955,482.16 - Matilda Peterson - London
This is actually the dollar conversion from £1,000,000. I am not sure how they came to that winning entry since I don't even think they use pounds in Britain anymore. Maybe I could get the winnings in shillings, or better yet, threepennies.

All of this good fortune shining on me gives me a grand total of:

$10,756,982.16

My solid gold toilet is on order now...

Flickr loves me

At least they do if I am to believe their tagline in their logo. With all of this love floating around, I have decided to link to my Flickr page, which I have finally decided to populate today. You can view it from this link, or you can click on the My Flickr Page link on the right. Either way, you will be treated with a glimpse into my life, which I am sure you are bursting with anticipation to see.